No human! NO! UNHAND ME! I SAID UNHA—ugghhhh, fine. Thanks, btw.
Oh, look, Arleen.
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR YEARS
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.
sometimes i miss summer AND THEN THINGS LIKE THESE POP UP
I…I need it. All of it
I always wondered why I like Autumn, but then I remember Orange is my favourite colour…
My body is ready.
literally wtf the fuck
I want You by my side…(8)
#StolenDance #MilkyChance #NowPLaying
35. Bulbasaur Flowerpot (Succulent Monsters)
Way too precious!!
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food